I will make you into shoes… Laterz.

Sherlock needs someone to occasionally tell him this is not good. And I think he’s found that person.

#poor lestrade #just back from his holidays #you know #brown as a nut and all #then he gets a call from john saying “go to dewer’s hollow and bring a gun” #wtf why is there a big dog #WTF MAN SOMEBODY FILL ME IN HERE #what’s happening

I can almost hear John going ohgodnotagain in his head. Fluently. Because I bet Sherlock does this all the time back home. Mrs Hudson would get back and find John sitting on the stairs outside 221B and raise an eyebrow and John would say “Sherlock is—uh, he’s in his mind palace. Again.” 

What’s he like to live with? Hellish, I imagine?

I’m never bored.