When asked about his sex appeal, Cumberbatch gets a nervous look on his face. “I look at photographs, the ones that people ask me to sign sometimes, and think, ‘What are people seeing?’ I have had this face for 35 years. I’m never going to change it. But I wouldn’t desire me. I can see beauty in other men. Ryan Gosling? F- - k. George Clooney? Wow. But you can see the enigma in those kind of faces. But I can’t see it in myself at all.

Gentlemen, it is an honor to ride beside you. Make the Kaiser rue the day he dared to cross swords with us. Let every man make himself, his king, his country and his fallen comrades proud. Be brave. Fear god, honor the king!

I will make you into shoes… Laterz.

Sherlock needs someone to occasionally tell him this is not good. And I think he’s found that person.

I can almost hear John going ohgodnotagain in his head. Fluently. Because I bet Sherlock does this all the time back home. Mrs Hudson would get back and find John sitting on the stairs outside 221B and raise an eyebrow and John would say “Sherlock is—uh, he’s in his mind palace. Again.”